so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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