Don't you send me to vm
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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