That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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