I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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