yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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