my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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