how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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