Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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