it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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