yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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