Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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