Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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