There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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