trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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