yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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