Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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