yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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