Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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