i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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