I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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