in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Will exercising make me less horny?
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