I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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