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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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