Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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