She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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