At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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