Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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