All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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