im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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