No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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