Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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