that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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