I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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