turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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