everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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