I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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