if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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