We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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