I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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