So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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