Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You are the jesus of drinking
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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