their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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