I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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