This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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