I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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