I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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