I never want to see another naked old woman again.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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