I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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