So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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