Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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