Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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