do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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