I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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