Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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