I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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