He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wish i was in the wii world.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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