There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
How naked do you want me to be?
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