best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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