they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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